Episode 5

Ahhhhh Project Runway... you, like a plate of cheese and grapes, like the J. Peterman catalog, like the sunset, are best enjoyed alone, with a glass of chardonnay. You turn my living room into a wonderful retreat, oblivious to outside pressures of regulatory filings or bank accounts, even the laundry. You complete me...

Project Runway, I love how you make me laugh, you bring out gasps and cries of "oh no he didn't!" and "Snap!" And, Project Runway, sometimes you are catty, and maybe that's what I like most about you. You are, as one idiot designer likes to describe his tastes, impeccable.

And guess what else, I will love you even more next Wednesday, when the featured models are glorious drag queens. Divalicious!!

Here was the only one of the outfits I would have worn:

Terri and Suede about went to blows over this one. I like it, but come on Terri - you designed a similar outfit in Episode 3... better bring your A Game next week! And thank you Stella for shutting your pie hole this week. You made the episode better by not being in it so much.